Epilogue (I can still feel the breeze that rustles through the trees, and the misty memories of days gone by...)

Me (heart pounding and hands shaking): Nobody uses ICQ anymore.
J: So why are you?
Me: Well, I am nobody.
J: Who is this by the way?
Me: The name's Jamie.
J: Last name Tay?
Me: That's right.
J: Hey! How are you? Sorry, its been a while since i logged on to ICQ, dont know who is on and who isnt anymore.
Me(lying): I'm great, couldnt be better. Yourself?
J: Wow, time flies huh?

Small talk continues for like what seems forever

Me (deep breaths): So I heard you got married? Why would you do something stupid like that?
J: Hahaha, eventually everyone needs to settle down.
Me: So who is the unlucky lass?
J: You know who, same.
Me: You are lucky to have her.
J: I think so too. Yourself? Seeing anyone special? Found Mr Darcy yet, Bridget?
Me (muttering under my breath): Nah, Mr Darcy's too boring, I dumped him.
J: Hahaha. Not to worry though, I am sure you will find someone soon, just make sure you dont become too jaded.
Me (lying, yet again): Me? Ohh dont overestimate yourself, in case you are wondering, I am now the financially independent, sexy, intelligent woman with substance and inner poise, not to mention a sense of humour too.
J: Hahaha. Whatever you say Bridget.
Me: Well, I have to run, I have a lunch date.
J: Take care and send my regards to your family.
Me: Later.

Now, that wasnt as hard as i'd imagined is it?